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Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Open letter to Al Davis - [9:37 AM]

Dear Mr. Davis,

Just win baby!I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for the Head Coaching position with the Oakland Raiders. While I have no experience as a head coach I do love the game and I'm more than willing to defer player and coaching decisions to you. I'll happily stand on the sidelines barking orders from high in the owners box, I'll even wash your car for you if you'd like.

I'm willing to take a low salary, let's say $250,000.00 per year, with bonuses for reaching the playoffs, winning the AFC title, and winning the Super Bowl.

Here's the bonus breakdown I'd like to have.

1) Reaching the playoffs - $125,000.00
2) Winning the AFC title - $125,000.00
3) Super Bowl title - $250,000.00

For a total of $750,000.00 in salary and bonuses for a Super Bowl Title, I believe that's small peanuts to restore the Oakland Raiders to their former glory.

Thank you for your consideration Mr. Davis.

Just win baby!

Sincerely,
Rob Fahrni

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