Musk has cold feet

Red sock.AP: ”Elon Musk is threatening to walk away from his $44 billion bid to buy Twitter, accusing the company of refusing to give him information about its spam bot accounts.

Of course he’s trying to manufacture a reason to get out of the deal. Twitter has lost value and Tesla has lost value since he made his offer and Twitter agreed to it.

Oh, he also came in like a home buyer paying all cash and doesn’t ask for a home inspection. All of a sudden he worried he found termites after making the deal.

Suck it up buttercup.

If he does backout Twitter should sue him for breach of contract, or whatever this is called, take the billion dollars he’d have to pay for backing out and go on their merry way.

Perhaps I’ll just sit outside all day?

View from the side of WillowTree’s Woolen Mills office in Charlottesville, Virginia.

It’s been a while since I’ve been back in this building.

Enjoying the morning out front, sipping my coffee, listening to the birds.

Good morning.

The Curmudgeon Coder

Cliff Harris: ”There was a golden age of programming, back when you had actual limitations on memory and CPU. Now we just live in an ultra-wasteful pit of inefficiency. Its just sad.”

I do love a good curmudgeon. I’m one, mainly because I’m old, but also because I do care about performance, stability, and efficiency of any app I work on. This is not to say I’m some magical coder, I most certainly am not, but I try really hard to deliver all those things and more.

I do appreciate his stance. Development today is one big hodge-podge of packages glued together each depending on some other set of packages.

Back in the olden days — yes when dinosaurs roamed the earth — we wrote everything for the app. We didn’t have the luxury of getting something someone else had written. Having to write everything yourself makes you stop and think about every little detail. That’s a good thing.

DeSantis, what a jerk

Forbes: ”Congratulations state of Florida. You have successfully threatened the Special Olympics and forced them to drop a public health measure designed to protect people against Covid-19.”

I don’t know which jerk in the MAGA crowd deserves the coveted Jerk of the Year Award but Ron DeSantis is definitely in the running. It’s pretty bad when you threaten the Special Olympics with a $27.5 million dollar fine for using common sense.

Florida is full or wonderful people coping with a cesspool of government corruption and self dealing. Well, of course it is. It’s a GOP stronghold.

Becky’s WWDC Wishlist

Becky Hansmeyer: “New and/or third-party watch faces. When I think of all the amazing designers I follow on Twitter, it makes me sad to imagine the gorgeous, fun watch faces they could come up with that will probably never see the light of day.”

It’s been quite a while since I’ve seen a blog post from Becky and it’s always fun to read her wish list.

My wish list is simple: Custom Apple Watch faces.

Of course most developers want SwiftUI improvements. I’m fine with that but not in a real hurry. I’ve contributed to a couple SwiftUI projects and I found it very confusing — it’s yet another brain shift — but I get the idea.

It’s really nice when “it just works™️.”

Not Surprising

AHHHHHH!CNBC: “In 2017 and 2018, as some workers sought to form a union at the Tesla factory in Fremont, California, Elon Musk’s electric vehicle company was paying a consultancy, MWW PR, to monitor employees in a Facebook group and more broadly on social media, according to invoices and other documents reviewed by CNBC.”

Remember, pay attention to what they do, not what they say.

Musk drones on and on about freedom in the “town square” of Twitter but he sure doesn’t care for his workers right to organize, does he?

Media Server Mac Mini

Patrick Rhone: “For me, I have a ‘Media Server Mac mini’ with two large drives attached. One of those drives holds all the media (music and movies) and the other backs it all up.”

What a great little setup. I’d love to have something like this at our place. We have so many DVDs and BluRays we’d love to do something with. Not to mention our decent set of music CDs and Books on tape we could share to the server.

Oh, I’d also like to backup all of our photo library to something like this and automate pushing those to our Amazon photo backup and Dropbox.

So many projects, so little time.

Saturday Morning Coffee

Spicy Mexican CoffeeBloomberg: “The iPad’s next major software update, iPadOS 16, will have a redesigned multitasking interface that makes it easier to see what apps are open and switch between tasks, said the people, who asked not to be identified because the changes aren’t yet public. It also will let users resize app windows and offer new ways for users to handle multiple apps at once.”

I’ve asked for an iPad running macOS in the past but I’m not sure that’s really what I want. I do like the idea of a single device that can be both laptop and tablet, like Microsoft’s excellent Surface Pro, but there’s also a camp that would love to see a touch and pencil enabled Mac.

Axios: “Richmond will get its first taste of drone delivery with packages delivered in 30 minutes or less when Walmart’s DroneUp launches here this year.”

This is kind of fun to think about. I have no thoughts about how this experiment will go. When I told my wife about it she said “Won’t folks just knock them out of the sky and steal their load?” 😳

New Republic: “When officers did arrive on the scene, state officials acknowledged to reporters late last week, they did not confront the gunman until nearly 90 minutes after the murders began.”

I’m not sure how you can be a cop and be afraid of bad guys with guns.

Today it seems like a lot of cops want to cosplay as soldiers and play with their toys (guns.)

When did policing stop being about service to the community and become a bunch of armed thugs?

The mythical “good guys with guns” failed those poor kids and their teachers.

San Francisco Examiner: “Cy was a victim of ‘pig-slaughtering,’ a type of online crypto fraud in which the victim is ‘fattened up’ over months by a criminal who builds an online relationship, then guides their prey into crypto trading and seizes their money.”

When I read stuff like this the only reason I can think of crypto existing is to defraud people and support criminals laundering their money.

Politico: “Today, in his first in-depth interview on the topic, Luttig shares the story of those days before the insurrection, when he was unknowingly enlisted to help Pence reject Trump’s efforts on Jan. 6.”

A concise story of how a judge helped then Vice President Pence avert a successful coup attempt by Trump and his allies.

We are at the precipice of losing our democracy. The MAGA movement needs to be destroyed.

Reuters - via NBC News: “‘Everyone at Tesla is required to spend a minimum of 40 hours in the office per week,’ Musk wrote in his Tuesday email. ‘If you don’t show up, we will assume you have resigned.’”

Musk is an interesting character. To my eyes he’s a libertarian grifter. Yes, yes, he’s smart, but a grifter all the same.

How is he going to fulfill his commitment to the purchase of Twitter with the economy headed for recession and his calls for a hiring freeze and possible 10% cut in Tesla employees?

Guess we’ll find out. 🍿

Sign me up. I love me some tater tots. 🤤

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Natural Bridge

Took the grandkids, our youngest daughter, and our puppers to Natural Bridge, Virginia, today.

It was pretty darned toasty, in the mid-80’s, and I was sweating like nobodies business, but man, was it ever fun.

We didn’t walk the entire trail, because the kiddos were exhausted. To call it a trail is such a misnomer. It’s more like a four lane highway in some places. It was perfect.

Snow White

I have zero capacity to work in the yard and not get absolutely filthy. 😂

Today I’ve been planting some shrubs for my dear wife.

Tumblr Federated?

echo: ”Uh I just got DMed by the COO of Tumblr asking about hiring contractors to make us fully #indieweb compliant, and possibly even #fediverse integration. Anyone out there looking for work?”

How cool is that?

It would be really wonderful to see more blogging systems embrace Indie Web and Fediverse integration.

In the end it could mean seeing Tumblr, Twitter, Mastodon, and WordPress all rolling up into your favorite social network.

Love the idea of it!

Saturday Morning Coffee

I’d set aside so many articles to link to this morning, I can’t link to all of them.

This week has been full of great tech news, but it’s been eclipsed by tragedy, on so many fronts. I tried not to be too much of a downer, but I may have failed miserably.

Variety: Ray Liotta, the acclaimed actor known for “Goodfellas,” “Field of Dreams” and many more roles, has died at 67, Variety has confirmed with his publicist. He died in his sleep while he was in the Dominican Republic shooting an upcoming film, ‘Dangerous Waters.’”

We’ve lost another film legend. My favorite Ray Liotta film is Field of Dreams. I liked him as a good guy, even though he’s probably best known as a hard nosed gangster.

When he drops the line “No, Ray, it was you” in Field of Dreams I turn into a blubbering mess.

I also really liked him in Cop Land, Hannibal, and Identity. The scene in Hannibal when Lecter is serving his own brain to him is horrible and funny all at the same time.

Fortune: “‘It was a joke,’ says Sam, 40, who asked to be identified by his first name only to protect his job and privacy. But the idea has stuck with him for months now. He’d love to open his own little coffee or cheese shop, he says, envisioning hosting wine tastings on Saturday nights.”

I’d still love to own a coffee shop. When the question of “What would you do” pops up my answer is always the same.

I’d love to own a coffee shop. ☕️

Puck.news: “In recent years, as media companies have taken greater interest in the rapidly-growing gaming industry, Wilson and Electronic Arts have held talks with a number of different potential suitors, including Disney, Apple and Amazon, sources with knowledge of those talks told me.”

Of course I’m linking to this because Apple is mentioned as a possible suitor. I can’t see it. Apple has never been into hard core gaming.

On the flip side I could see this if, and it’s a big if, they decide they’re going to make a bigger play for the home entertainment market and ship a super beefy Apple TV box with awesome gaming specs and create wonderful controllers.

I still can’t see it.

Grub Street: “Atla’s horchata latte is half a shot of espresso mingled with the rice-based, cinnamon-scented drink that’s familiar to anyone who has ever been to a taco truck.”

Horchata is an absolute favorite of folks I knew in the San Joaquin Valley. There is a large Mexican influence in the Valley. That, in turn, means we had wonderful Mexican foods all over the place.

Mexican folks know how to live and it starts with family and ends with food. Perfect combination.

GQ: “That’s because testosterone levels can be affected by many factors. Getting eight hours of sleep or correcting a nutritional deficiency, like a low level of vitamin D, will restore your testosterone to its natural baseline. Strength training, looking for ways to decrease stress, and cutting out smoking are also key.”

There was a point in my 30’s and into my early 40’s where I was a gym rat. I loved working out. For me it was all about heavy weights. I didn’t care to have pretty muscle, I wanted to be able to carry a small country on my back.

When I got into my 40’s I started having trouble recovering from my workouts. I now know I was overtraining, but I also discovered my testosterone levels were low. Ultimately I stopped working out. One of my many flaws is going all in on things. Once I feel I can no longer be all in, I’m done with it. That was a mistake, and it shows.

Moral of the story for me is: low T is part of aging. Keep moving and find something you love to stay in shape.

I still don’t have a good exercise routine.

Robert Reich: “Billionaires are mounting a class war. Republican lawmakers are mounting a culture war to deflect attention from it.”

I’ve never understood the absolute need for power some people have. Most of the new class of billionaires are all about power the way I see it. Musk and Thiel come across as very libertarian, but each fail the sniff test when it comes to power. They want to control what the government does and doesn’t do.

I don’t care for that.

Jalopnik: “Tesla CEO and adorable optimist Elon Musk gave the world what they wanted and confidently predicted that Tesla would achieve ‘full self-driving’—a term usually understood to refer to SAE Autonomy Levels 4 and 5, requiring no monitoring or input from whomever is in the car—less than a year from now. This makes the ninth year in a row he’s predicted full FSD coming in around a year! It’s the gift that keeps on giving.”

After watching Elon Musks Crash Course it really seems like Musk is just another grifter. He has the gift of charm and an army of followers that worship at his feet.

Ultimately, he may not be the genius every believes him to be.

For me, the court is still out, but I’m now leaning “not a genius.”

Daring Fireball: “An astonishing and infuriating tale of maternal love and heroism, and police cowardice and incompetence.”

I think everyone who knows anything about me knows I want stricter gun laws. The tragedy in Uvalde solidifies my stance even deeper in my brain.

Oh, and that GOP talking point of a “good guy with a gun” was bullshit all along, but now, now we have evidence it doesn’t work, at all.

The “good guys” with guns sat outside the school while children were dying. Where’s the bravery we hear about from empty suit politicians?

It didn’t exist on that day and children died because of it.

Michael Tsai: “SwiftUI in 2022”

Apple released SwiftUI in 2019. Here we are, three years on, and folks are struggling to build deep applications.

I know from experience SwiftUI is great for building simple UI. Even then you run across behaviors that are hard to wrap your brain around.

The state of it really makes me wish Apple had held off for a few years, but time marches on and I’d imagine they had to show people the future or risk never being able to ship SwiftUI as the new way.

Oh, one other observation. The name, SwiftUI, is bad. Giving it a better marketing name would’ve been better.

We have Cocoa, Combine, and Catalyst to name a few. Then you have SwiftUI. It just feels wrong.

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Lucky being Lucky. 🍀

I have no idea who created this, but they’re a genius.

The 12 Seasons of Virginia

  1. Winter
  2. Fool’s Spring
  3. Second Winter
  4. Spring of Deception
  5. Third Winter
  6. The Pollening
  7. Actual Spring
  8. Summer
  9. Hells Front Porch
  10. False Fall
  11. Second Summer
  12. Actual Fall

My Notebooks

I like notebooks. Especially notebooks with grids. Over the years I’ve drawn plenty of UI thoughts and little diagrams using the grid to get as close to a straight line as possible. I also record ideas, quick thoughts, and meeting notes in them. I have a few on my book shelf that are full. On occasion I’ll thumb back through one to see what was going on at that time in my life. It’s fun to see my scribbles mixed with notes to call the doctor or see a full blown UI design (as full blown as my chicken scratch can be.)

I’ve had an idea for a computer stand for a while. One that could hold multiple MacBook’s, or PC laptops, and take as little space as possible on my desktop.

To that end, here’s my chicken scratch drawing and measurements for the stand. It could be placed hordizontally or vertically on the desk and can hold up to three computers. If placed horizontally it should fit under my VESA mounted display, making the laptops easy to access.

Now, all I need to do is build the darned thing. It’ll be wood, but I’m not sure what kind I’ll use.

See Elon Musk’s Crash Course

After watching The New York Times Presents: S2E1 Elon Musk’s Crash Course I’m more convinced than ever that autonomous driving is a near term pipe dream. It seems to me we’re tens of years away, at the least, and I still wholeheartedly believe the way to make it happens includes building roads to help the car navigate properly.

If I were to buy a Tesla I definitely wouldn’t buy Autopilot. It’s just nowhere near being ready.

Sometimes I feel like Dr. Dolittle.

What the picture doesn’t show is our old kitty, Khloe, laying on the other side of me.

Pictured are our puppers, Kolby, and our younger kitties, Flynn. He thinks I’m cat furniture.

Apple Autonomous Car?

Watch out! It's a blog fly!VRScout: “It was back in 2014 that Apple first began the development of its own automotive vehicle. After years of radio silence, reports began circulating that the company had switched gears and was now working on a self-driving vehicle that requires no input on behalf of the passengers. As such this autonomous car would lack any and all driver controls, including a steering wheel and foot pedals.”

I don’t believe in self driving cars. At least not one that is supposed to do it without full buy in from local, state, and federal transportation.

If you want to make an autonomous vehicle you need new roads with technology built in to provide a “track” for vehicles to follow. The cars navigation system would talk to the track in the road to know when to switch lanes, signal, turn, etc. All one integrated system.

All this use built in LiDAR, cameras, ML and “AI” to do the job is a hack.

Also, I know that picture of the car is just some mock-up, but it’s flat out ugly in my opinion.

Taylor found this little feller in the garden this morning. 🐸

When she was a little girl we’d go looking for frogs together in an irrigation ditch near our home. I love that she still gets excited about finding one all these years later.

Great memories.

Saturday Morning Coffee

Robert Reich: “Decades ago, America’s wealthy backed a Republican establishment that believed in fiscal conservatism, anti-communism, and constitutional democracy. But today’s billionaire class is pushing a radically anti-democratic agenda for America — backing Trump’s lie that the 2020 election was stolen, calling for restrictions on voting, and even questioning the value of democracy.”

Our slide toward the destruction of American Democracy is real and it sucks.

I’m shocked! Said no one ever. Musk is just another billionaire bro who gets off manipulating people and systems.

Real piece of work.

Lickability: “While there have always been many third-party iOS apps for Mastodon on the App Store, Eugen wanted us to create a native first-party application that showcased what’s unique about Mastodon while also focusing on bringing in entirely new users.”

This piece is a bit older but it’s worth mentioning if you’d like to move off Twitter to Mastodon. The Lickability built, native, iOS app is really nice.

Rolling Stone - Adam Rawnsley: “As of Tuesday, Truth Social hasn’t even submitted an Android app to Google to review for Play Store approval, an individual familiar with the matter and two Trumpworld sources with knowledge of the situation tell Rolling Stone.”

Trumps paranoia is real and his band of grifters and politicians aren’t serious people trying to do things the right way, like us regular people.

Bloomberg - Mark Gurman: “Apple Inc. delayed a plan to require workers to come back to the office three days a week, citing a resurgence in Covid-19 cases, marking the latest setback in its efforts to return to normal.”

Apple has lost some folks and others really don’t want to come back to the office.

It’s gonna be a challenge.

CNN - Marianne Garvey: “Ward, known for his work in “The Right Stuff,” “Short Cuts,” and numerous other films, died on May 8 at age 79.”

This death was a gut punch to me for some reason. I liked watching Fred Ward movies. My favorites are Tremors and Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. Of course those weren’t mentioned in the article.

The Sun Gazette - John Lindt: “On May 12, the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) released its 2022 almond forecast estimating the California almond crop will be 4% lower than 2021, meaning there will be about 100 million fewer pounds produced in the Golden State.”

I don’t think folks realize how much of the worlds fruits and vegetables come out of California’s San Joaquin Valley. It’s not L.A. it’s not San Francisco or any other well know California destination. It’s the poor part of California nobody pays attention to. It’s hot and dusty and full of hardworking migrants to deliver us the food we need to survive. Crops like Almonds are very popular, they also use a ton of water. The only other nut crop I know of that uses more water than Almonds is Walnuts.

Growing up in California’s San Joaquin Valley water was always an issue. But now? Now is way more extreme than those days and is only going to get worse due to climate change.

Harvard Business Review - Thomas Stackpole: “White created the website Web3 Is Going Just Great, a time line that tracks scams, hacks, rug pulls, collapses, shady dealings, and other examples of problems with Web3. HBR.org spoke to White over email about what people aren’t hearing about Web3, how blockchain could make internet harassment much worse, and why the whole project might be ‘an enormous grift that’s pouring lighter fluid on our already-smoldering planet.’”

Crypto coin values fell off a cliff shortly after this article appeared.

Check out Web3 Is Going Just Great it’s full of interesting reads.

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This is how you work on the front porch.