Rob Fahrni

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Saturday Morning Coffee

It’s Thanksgiving week here in the States so I had a three day week, which is really nice and I’d like to make it a standard moving forward. Show of hands, whose with me!

I need to have a very serious conversation with Kolby. He woke me up at 5AM, not to go outside, nooooo, he just wanted to get up. Goofy pup.

There is a good side to being awake, I’m alive, I get to write, and I get to drink coffee. Cheers. ☕️

Cold Espresso

The Guardian

Sian, I’m seeing a lot of talk about a Martin Scorsese film called Goncharov. But I’ve never heard of a Martin Scorsese film called Goncharov. What’s going on?

This is one of those delightful things that could only happen on the internet. Creative people gonna create.

Maybe Mr. Scorsese should make this film? It would have to be a remake, of course. 😃

John Scalzi

Now, why should we bring back that artisan, hand-crafted Web? Oh, I don’t know. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a site that’s not run by an amoral billionaire chaos engine, or algorithmically designed to keep you doomscrolling in a state of fear and anger, or is essentially spyware for governments and/or corporations?

That’s right, author John Scalzi also has a really great blog and he understands the power of the open web. He’s also very entertaining on Twitter. Here’s hoping his Mastodon account is just as good.

Proton

This new emphasis on advertising also undermines Apple’s claims about privacy with its App Tracking Transparency (ATT) feature and its “Privacy. That’s iPhone” ad campaign. In fact, it appears ATT may have been more about blocking competitors than protecting user privacy. Since Apple introduced ATT, its ad revenue has skyrocketed, leading German regulators to investigate Apple to see if it’s abusing its power.

No matter Apple’s true intentions here it just comes off as a real scumbag move and I’d imagine regulators are ready to pounce.

The Verge

Elon Musk says that Twitter’s check mark program could return on Friday, December 2nd, with a new procedure to verify individual identities in order to resolve impersonation issues. Musk described the new manual authentication process as “painful, but necessary.” Verified checkmarks will also be expanded with additional colors — gold for companies, grey for the government, and the original blue for individual accounts.

Not that it matters but I like this move. I don’t agree with the color coding but I like the idea.

I’d make the people gold, governments blue, and companies gray. As it is having gold for a company makes them seem more important than people. The people make the platform not companies. Oh, and gray for the government feels like a slap in the face to governments.

Flicker Fusion

I think Musk is genuniely surprised he hasn’t been able (so far) to bluster his way through this.

We’re finally starting to see cracks in Musks three ring circus. He’s spending so much time at Twitter blowing it up he’s ignoring Tesla and Space X.

Here’s hoping he hires an adult to run Twitter soon. 🤞🏼

Puck

Harry Potter, boy wizard

I know I wasn’t alone in chuckling when the new Warner Bros. Discovery C.E.O. David Zaslav announced on an earnings call last week that he’d really like to do “something with J.K. on Harry Potter going forward,” noting that his film executives “haven’t done a Harry Potter movie in 15 years.” You don’t say! one rival exec texted, echoing a few calls I got from others on the Warners lot. People are terrible.

You need more than JK Rowling to boost your profits Mr. Zaslav but you know that.

Comic Sands

Horror icon Stephen King became the latest celebrity to mock billionaire Elon Musk following his move to reinstate former Republican President Donald Trump to Twitter.

Stephen King, another author I love, is also extremely entertaining on Twitter and I hope he to makes his way to Mastodon.

I wish he and Mr. Scalzi would consider running their own Mastodon instance and invite authors to join them. That would be amazing.

TechCrunch

Tumblr will add support for ActivityPub, the open, decentralized social networking protocol that’s today powering social networking software like Twitter alternative Mastodon, the Instagram-like Pixelfed, video streaming service PeerTube, and others.

I think this is a brilliant idea. Tumblr is a great little micro blogging platform and this will bring a massively scaled ActivityPub instance to the fold.

When I saw this announcement my gut reaction was ”Yes! I must get a job there to help!” Yeah, seriously, that’s how I felt. Luckily I remembered how much I love WillowTree and came to my senses.

Here’s wishing the Tumblr team all the best! 🧡

Oh, look, we still have pumpkin and pecan pie. Pie and coffee? Don’t mind if I do. 🥧

Tiny Apple Core