Donald J. Trump, the former president and presumptive 2024 Republican nominee, was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records in a case stemming from a payment that silenced a porn star.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer fellow.
Donald J. Trump, convicted felon. Has a really nice ring to it.
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